In our seminar today we had to create single sentences to
describe styles of fragrance adverts, bottles and concepts.
We did 3 different pairs to compare, masculine Vs. feminine,
Luxury Vs. Economy and Past Vs. Future.
Male
- Your girlfriend would rather be with me.
- I don’t need to read.
- Its not eyeliner, its guyliner.
- Listen to me talk shit because I’m Brad Pitt.
- My abs are worth more than my personality.
- I’m too pretty for my shirt.
- I’m great in bed.
Female
- Will it match my dog?
- Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
- I’ve got gappy teeth; therefore I’m a model.
- Bitches love pink.
- Perfume makes my clothes fall off.
- I tried to do the gardening in my lingerie.
Luxury
- I try to look vintage but really I look shit.
- Classy? More like boring.
- No1 most expensive price tag, No2 what I do when I see the price tag.
- What is food when you have Chanel.
- It might be tacky but at least the diamonds are real.
- Commissioned by God.
Economy
- Diamonds? More like plastic.
- *90% Water
- The smell of disappointment.
- Wear it; drink it, its all alcohol.
- No natural ingredients involved.
- So sweet it’ll give you diabetes.
- This ad has been edited in paint.
- Eau de toilet.
- Who said perfume should cost more than milk?
Past
- if you can understand historical references you must be cultured and clever.
- So floral it’s 50 years too late.
- I dated Gatsby.
- I’m not old fashioned, I’m vintage.
- If arthritis was a perfume.
Future
- How the hell do I open this bottle?
- I’m more complex than your phone.
- Do I press start to spray?
- I am too niche for you.
- I’m so emergent.
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